the anatomy of shaving off your beard (picture form)

1. Start with a beard. your beard does not have to be as "powerful" as mine, but you need to start with a beard in order to complete this. it also may be a good idea to do this to your own face.




2. Trim your beard down. this is important, because if you are like me you have a "powerful" beard and you will need to be careful when you are using the razor for the first time in say a year or so...



3.Shower and Shave. Wash your face, preferably in shower form, and then shave immediately.


4.If its halloween, be an asshole and use the 'stache! I took full advantage of this and you can see the result. BOSS.




5. After using the 'stache to your advantage, shave it! Especially if you teach children like me. Moustache+minivan+working with children = creepy. So i had to take the remainder of my facial hair off.